Si inspired...

Dear Simon,

There's nothing more I like than cheese. Seeing that album cover of Eddie Murphy on you website brought much joy into my heart. So I went hunting for some of my favourites and even found a few new favourites. The front-runner, is Hasselhoff. First of all, anything this guy does is cheese. Second of all, he really does suck. How the guy became a superstar is beyond me. Second up is Michael Bolton. I just found this gem. Man, that hair is terrible. And look at that outfit. I can't wait for the eighties to come back. Third. Who knew? Eddie Murphy has two albums. I don't know which one is worse. Fourth: Whitesnake. Actually, now that I look at it again, it could be the best album cover of all time. A naked woman humping a giant snake. Fifth: Bobby Weir. The cheeseman pulls it off everytime. And sixth: wait. How did that get in there?